I've often been accused of living in my own little world. Truth be told, that's an accuarate accusation.
Upon reflection, it dawned on me that this little world of mine--call it an alternate reality, another dimension, or whatever you'd like--was missing something.
Yes, this dimension--which I call "the Me-smos"--has been Christian since my baptism in 1989.
Yes, the Me-smos has been in full communion with the Catholic Church since my confirmation in 1998.
But, alas, the Me-smos has been without a pope.
Until now, that is.
I recently called a conclave, in which all one of me cast their votes and unanimously elected me the Pope of the Me-smos.
I have taken the name "Hilarious," to which has been added by popular acclamation the title "the Terrible"--because, let's face it...the Me-smos may be Christian, but its hardly been thoroughly evangelized and, well...I'd make a pretty lousy pope.
As a side note, were I to be elected pope in the dimension known as the real world--which, to be honest, is less than a 50/50 chance, and were I to also take the name "Hilarious," I would actually be Pope Hilarious the Second!
